Chocolate ‘better than kissing’
Just in case you guys had any doubts, well…don’t. This is just one of those facts of life. You don’t ever have had to have kissed someone to realise this. As for those that have kissed someone, well, like I said before…
Chocolate is king. It was made as a reward for our good deeds. Long may we continue performing good deeds. Ay na’m.
Incidentally, for those wanting something a tad more specific and scientific, here is a recent research paper from the editor of our professional magazine (the PJ). Now all I have to do is to convince my wife that chocolate is – of course – a medicine.
Unfortunately, I’m not getting anywhere…yet. Maybe if I offer some chocolate??
April 19, 2007 at 10:37 am
LOL!!!
April 19, 2007 at 10:40 am
As someone averse to the taste of chocolate I’d like to contest this hypothesis.
Now if you’d said halal jelly babies then I might have been inclined to agree.
April 19, 2007 at 11:09 am
Halal ones? Are you serious?! The haram ones maybe but halal jelly babies?
You’ve obviously lived a sheltered life…
April 19, 2007 at 11:09 am
Well, JK Rowling obviously knew something as chocolate is an essential medicine in the world of Harry Potter.
April 19, 2007 at 5:16 pm
ajeeb
April 19, 2007 at 7:01 pm
the ‘haraam’ fizzy cola jellys are yummy!!!
April 20, 2007 at 6:39 pm
I can’t believe i found out all the ‘Haraam’ sweets were actually ‘Halaal’ so late in life!!
April 22, 2007 at 12:40 pm
To be honest with you, I prefer a nice kiss from my wife then chocolate
April 22, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Just give it a few years and a kid or two…
April 22, 2007 at 9:51 pm
That is very nice to hear Aboo Kiss. MashaAllah.
April 24, 2007 at 12:17 am
what strange comments!
April 25, 2007 at 9:19 pm
omadaze…. hilarious. I love chocolate..(im actually having a yummy freshly bakes chocolate chip muffin right now) not too fond on jelly babies though… the bro who likes jelly babies – you dont know what your missing!
April 26, 2007 at 5:45 pm
If you have an active er, kissing life then obviously you take it for granted and prefer other luxuries of life like chocolate. Whereas if you’re on a diet, even if you’re not single you’d probably sell your husband for some lindor.