Gere faces upto three months in prison.

Poor guy, although that’s the very least I’d condemn someone to for subjecting us to American Gigolo.

But seriously speaking, you’ve got to feel sorry for the miskeen – I mean, she was Shilpa Shetty, and he did lose control for a minute but if he had chosen me over the Dalai Lama as his religious guide, I’d tell him to make wudhu and knock out a couple of raka’ah and job done. Later.

:-)