This is a good time to write a little guide to the net, for two main reasons:

1. I am going to have to drastically cut the amount of time I can write on a blog such as this, which won’t be too difficult as I’m only doing it about once a week anyway. Like, whenever. You know, every couple of weeks or summin’. Whatever.

2. The ego seems to be expanding in recent times so there’s nothing as good as deflating an ego to admit the kind of net-usage you really have. Coming out can be so painful sometimes. :-(

So, here we go. Some is pretty obvious and a little bit is embarrassing so just remember - it’s all good in the hood.

Which is a nice place to start: blogs. I’m not a massive reader of blogs to be honest, but I do occasionally read blogs across the religious and political spectrum. My favourite “Deeni” ones are very very few because there aren’t any worth their name, except possibly Islamic Law etc written by a promising student of knowledge called Hood Bradford. I think that’s about it for Islamic ones as such.

As for those written by Muslims then there are a few favourites: Austrolabe is definitely a favourite (and funny as well which is a must with me), Blogistan by Yusuf Smith is excellent, as is Osama Saeed’s Rolled-Up Trousers, and that’s probably it for the notable blogs that can be read regularly due to their quality and the amount of time and dedication that goes into keeping them updated. Other interesting blogs are Seeker’s Digest which always gives a few good links to various media stories and an American site called hahmed which has a few good video links from time to time. Haroon Moghul’s site used to be good but then, well, he just disappeared.

The rest are pretty average me reckons (like this one I suppose) and probably reflects the amount of effort put in, which is fair enough. Then again, I don’t wish to promote blog-reading in general as it is a huge wholesale waste of precious time and the more readers there are, the more authors feel the confidence to speak about Allah and His Messenger when they shouldn’t be daring to do anything of the sort.

But I make one definite exception: the best blog in the entire history of the internet, something which I read every 3-4 days at least is Umar Lee. This guy is a legend. I’d go to the States just to take a ride in his cab and shake him by the hand. Other than the Arab commentator on the “Ya Salam Ya Messi” videos, this brother Umar has made me laugh out loud so many times that I’ve totally lost count. His is a site I go and visit if I’m feeling a bit down. His is the site that puts all other comedy sites to shame. And he’s real. And he’s raw. Don’t go there with false hopes of some spiritual experience though, because he’s there to entertain and my goodness, he certainly does that. Oh, and he likes Ricky Hatton too which is always an easy way to get in my good books.

Keep it up bro. Halal (just about!) comedy at it’s very best.

The best website in the world is a toss-up between Google and BBC, but I’ll give it to Google. Cricinfo is the best cricket site of course, and BBC Sport is the best all-rounder for Sport. MoneySavingExpert is a must to catch all the bargains, and Islamway has some excellent Qur’anic recitations.

And that’s about it to be honest in the English language. There are some excellent Arabic ones out there but then that’s probably not much to use many readers here because if you did visit those sites, the last site that you’d be reading would be this one.

I have a few pet-hates: commentisfree drives me bananas; far too much content and far too much vitriol for your efforts. Youtube is a problem because it is such a fitnah - spend enough time on it and you’ll find every single thing that you’ve ever wanted to watch in your life, and the time flies of course where a few minutes turns into half an hour of utter abuse of time.

As for those (hundreds) who ask which website should they read to learn authentic Islamic knowledge, then my answer: none of them. All of these sites are flawed and if you have a need to ask such a question, then you definitely don’t have the ability to work out what is flawed and what isn’t on these sites. So stay away and find a teacher instead and invest time and money into that relationship.

My wife hasn’t used the net other than to speak to family for the last 15 years and it is her Deen that I most trust and it is her Deen that I am most impressed with out of the masses of people I know masha’Allah tabarakallah. And believe me, there is a statistically significant link somewhere between all that.

So as I start to slowly slip away from writing regularly here, don’t say I didn’t leave you with good (net-usage) advice. And if you can, turn the net off altogether and get a Setanta Subscription instead. The TV is far less a fitnah than the internet…

:-)