You know what I mean.

I’m talking about comparing Ronaldo’s “shrug of the shoulders” celebration last night against basically any single goal celebration by the king of noncholant unfussy suave celebrations, King Cantona. 

i.e. this picture of Ronaldo yesterday

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against one of Cantona’s “all-around-the-ground-stare” celebrations:

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It’s true isn’t it? Ronaldo, however good he is, is still only a poor man’s Cantona. He just looks too much like a teenager trying too hard to look like an adult. Theirry Henry used to be good at the noncholant-type celebration but I think Ronnie needs to give it up. But I tell you what, he’s a fabulous player you’ve got to admit…

Oh, and the reason you can’t see any pictures is because I can’t be bothered with having to deal with all the people moaning about how haram it is for me to stick up a photo. So just close your eyes and imagine instead. Yeah.