Can you believe this?

The Princess stopped talking to her mother in June 1997 following two telephone calls from her, one of which Mr Burrell listened to at the Princess’s invitation.

Reluctantly revealing what was said in the call, Mr Burrell said: “She called the Princess a whore and she said that she was messing around with effing Muslim men and she was disgraceful and said some very nasty things.”

Man, my upper-class expectations of British aristocracy have been dashed!

You mean … they don’t like us?

Wow. I’m gutted.

PS: Can all those Muslims feeling proud of the news that it was actually Hasnat Khan that Diana “loved more than any other” just fear Allah because that’s not on.

As for all the Pathans out there: you know we’ve still got it at the top level…

:-)