And all mostly from the “celebrity” world too (taqreeban), because this is an entertainment site innit? Hey, I get bored as well you know…
(Warning: this is going to be harsh and totally characteristic as all the locals only know too well)
Top 15 (in no particular order because irritation is irritation at the end of the day)
- Mr T: For ruining the magic of the A-Team. You’re just meant to fade away into the background and remain a remnant of my childhood dreams, not an embarrassment on an advert.
- Cherie Blair: For being impossibly more detestable than her husband.
- Amy Winehouse: Actually, I don’t know anything about her at all, but I hear that she’s a dysfunctional pop singer with a dysfunctional family and whatever else. And whenever I see a picture of her, I get scared. Really. Scared.
- Paris Hilton: Just for being Paris Hilton.
- Pete Doherty: How can he permanently look like someone waking up for Fajr?
- Jade Goody: Goody and her family are everything that is wrong with this country. Shame really.
- Britney Spears: For, well, everything. And for helping to make Paks think they’re the new Casanovas.
- Gordon Brown: Not for looking like Mr. Bean, no no. I actually love Mr. Bean. No, not even for being useless as a leader. No, this is because I can’t stand the way the side corner of his mouth drops every few seconds when he finishes a sentence. Look closely. See? Is that like scary or what?
- Brian May: For taking Shaykh Kehlan’s title of the longest doctorate in history, beating our Shaykh by 2 years weighing in with 36 years. Oh well Shaykh, at least he got it from a real University…
- Roman Abramovitch: For getting rid of my favourite bloke in the world Jose Mourinho and then lumping us with simply the most…well…Avram Grant. Enough said.
- Russell Brand: Do I have to even explain this one?
- Kanye West: who said,“If the Bible was written today, I’d be in it.” Hmm.
- Prince Harry: For staying behind and becoming a daily embarrassment at London’s night clubs every night instead of becoming the 1,322,233rd casualty in Iraq. Oh well, there’s always next year I suppose.
- The Liberal Democrats: Ok, I know it’s not a person but they’ve been so useless this year both locally and internationally, they might as well just be an annoying person.
- Steve Maclaren: For being as lame, rubbish, annoying and every other similar synonym as we all said he’d be. How devastatingly boring and predictable. Oh, and he’s quite incredibly and amazingly made me wish that my most hated character (other than George Bush of course) of the last few years, the Swede Sven Goran Eriksson, was actually England Manager again. Can you like believe that?
Winner:
- * Sheryl Crow: ONE sheet to clean her backside? What happened to Istijmar? What happened to Istinja? What happened to the SUNNAH?! *
End of Irritation. (Minus irritating moaning apnai). Kind of.
