We were reading the collection of Imām al-Tirmidhi (1069) when we came across the following authentic hadith:

‘Abdullāh b. Abi Qatādah (r) narrated from his father that the Prophet (sallāhu ‘alayhi wa-sallam) was brought a deceased man to pray Janāzah for, but the Prophet (sallāhu ‘alayhi wa-sallam) said, “Perform the prayer for your companion for he has a debt remaining.”

Abu Qatādah said, “I’ll take care of the debt.”

The Prophet (sallāhu ‘alayhi wa-sallam) said, “(You’ll) pay it off?”

[He replied, “(I’ll) pay it off.”] So (the Prophet) performed the prayer for him.

It is well known that the Prophet (sallāhu ‘alayhi wa-sallam) would not personally lead the Janāzah for the one who owed money to people and had not left arrangements to take care of that debt, due to the seriousness of not paying off ones debts and fulfilling ones promises and contracts during one’s lifetime. As a rebuke, he wouldn’t pray the Janāzah but rather got one of the Companions to do so instead. This is in line with the other hasan hadith narrated by Tirmidhi (1079) on the seriousness of not paying off one’s debts, where the Prophet (sallāhu ‘alayhi wa-sallam) said, “The Believer’s soul is suspended by his debt until it is paid for him.”

After reading this narration, Shaykh Kehlan told us that a friend had informed him that recently in Egypt, there was a Janāzah announced in one of the mosques there. When all the people had eventually gathered and the family of the deceased were lined up at the front, the Imam announced (on the family’s request) if there were any people who had been owed any money by the deceased then please see the family for they will be happy to take care of it afterwards.

There was silence and then suddenly there was some commotion at the back and some kind of argument, and then a man shouted out, “I will not wait until afterwards, for I have waited long enough! This man owed me x thousands, and I refuse to wait any more. I insist on payment now!”

The attendees and even the family who were waiting to pray were shocked by the argumentation and pleaded with the man to remain silent so that they could pray and send off their companion in peace; the man refused and started to quote the above narrations warning the congregation of the consequences for the deceased, as well as showing proof to the family of the debt.

The argumentation continued and the family of the deceased were distraught for they didn’t have any money with them at that moment. They asked the Imam for help, who decided that the quickest and most peaceful solution was to try and get a collection there and then from the attendees to pray over and bury the deceased in peace. The attendees were only too happy to oblige, shocked by the proceedings, and x thousands were collected immediately, and the man was paid off with the immense gratitude of the family, and the prayer was completed for the deceased.

Isn’t that just so ajeeb eh?

The End.

Except…that when the prayer finished and the people were gathering around the coffin to assess the route out of the Masjid to the graveyard, the Imam looked around to ask the close family members to lift the coffin but he couldn’t see them and thus thought they must be busy greeting their visitors; he thus asked some of the regulars to lift the coffin and take it out. But when they lifted the coffin it was surprisingly light and they put it down to tell the Imam who opened the lid to look inside only to find it empty!

And thus we have another classic case of fraud by the Muslims, the world leaders in all things weird and wonderful – no sign of the family, no sign of the one who was “owed the money” and definitely no sign of a dead bloke. This is a true story by the way.

Now that’s ajeeb.

The only thing to add from my side is that I heard that the Pakistanis and the Nigerians were arguing over the originator of this classic scam. At time of going to press, the Pakistanis were boasting that they were the founders and that their version was far more sophisticated: they used a dummy body weighted with heavy stones in order to give more time for the “family” to get away before the scam was uncovered at the grave itself. The Nigerians were silenced. The Egyptians refused to comment.

:-)