February 2009


Many of you in Manchester will know brother Steven – the North’s second most famous Abu Eesaa ;-) – who passed some nice news on to us yesterday with the discovery that he wasn’t actually the first convert in his family, but rather proceeded by an ancestor in public office masha’Allah. Read it below.

 
Ancestor may be first Muslim mayor
Brian Lashley
February 25, 2009

FORMER tea merchant Robert Stanley may have appeared an unremarkable figure in Victorian society but he could have created a little bit of history – as the country’s first Muslim mayor.

And he has amazed a present-day descendant who has also converted to Islam.

Robert’s political life was well documented as mayor of Stalybridge between 1874 and 1876.

He held the now-defunct title of alderman between 1874 and 1880 and was a councillor in Dukinfield and Stalybridge. His change of faith was discovered by Robert’s great, great, great grandson Steven Longden, 39, and his father Brian as they delved into family history.

It emerged that Robert had converted to Islam and may have been the first Muslim mayor.

Known as Robert Reschid Stanley he was one of the most influential members of Manchester’s then 40-strong Muslim community.

A campaign backed by religious leaders and politicians is underway to honour him with a blue plaque at the entrance of Stalybridge Civic Hall.

Steven Longden, also a Muslim convert, said the discovery is an inspiration for him, wife Rozina and sons Eesaa and Yaaseen.

Mr Longden, who lives in Trafford, said: “It was a surprise to discover I had a relation who converted to Islam some time before me.

“When my dad found out he phoned me up and said `you had better sit down’. I was very surprised and pleased.

“We discovered the fact from a feature in a newsletter from 1907 and found out he was one of the most influential Muslims in the north west.” Retired mechanic Brian Longden, 69, from Dukinfield, said: “We are very proud of him and want to share what we have found with the people of Stalybridge, Greater Manchester and the rest of the country.” Stalybridge MP James Purnell and former Lord Mayor of Manchester Coun Afzal Khan have signed a letter to council officials to ask for the plaque.

I’ve been reading with interest this morning some of the articles that brother Wajahat Ali has been posting on the recent tragedy in America of domestic violence gone crazy leading to the beheading of Aasiya Hassan.

This has lead to a concerted campaign last week by some in the American Muslim Community to really focus on domestic violence in public appearances and khutbahs etc which is all fine and good in general but I feel can sometimes be slightly disingenious in reinforcing our image as “society’s whipping boys at large” whenever any crime/mistake takes place and God forbid the perpetrator turns out to have a Muslim name or something.

I won’t use the normal cliches that non-Muslim women suffer from horrific domestic abuse in the West at the hands of non-Muslim men every single day (although I think I just did), but I resent unfortunate statements such as:

Despite his shameful history, Hassan mind-bogglingly remained a prominent and adulated figure in Muslim American circles for his contributions to the media. His example, amongst several others, highlights the egregious failure of foresight and insight of American Muslim leadership to carefully vet, screen and ultimately renounce appointed representatives with reprehensible backgrounds.

I am in contact with many of the key Muslim leaders and scholars in the States and not a single one considered Mr Hassan an “adulated figure” and they certainly weren’t involved with his own business project Bridges TV. They never recognised him as a prominent figure, they didn’t support his TV station and he was certainly not an appointed representative on behalf of the major Muslim figures and organisations, and Allah knows best. I am happy to accept proof to the contrary but of course even if this wasn’t the case and he was the Imam of the Muslims in the West and it was proven that he beheaded his wife, he’d have a real job saving his own life if the Shari’ah courts were allowed to judge over him.

I of course understand Wajahat’s sentiments but this is exactly the kind of sensationalist reactionary response we must try our best to avoid if we wish to achieve normality as a community in the West. If we are responding like this every time a citizen who happens to be Muslim sneezes or does an OJ we’ll just be reinforcing the stereotype.

Instead let us use this moment to re-structure our priorities for the year in terms of education and policy via press releases and khutbahs and deal with each issue in a timely fashion instead of having to respond to it when something goes wrong. That way, the oppression of innocent people in Gaza should be a focus now as opposed to when bombs are being dropped upon them as well. That way, we can bring attention to the crisis in Zimbabwe now before someone decides to attack it. That way we can address our spending habits and descent into materialism and greed before a global credit crunch eats us all up. That way, we can join in with National Reading Day and dedicate that week to increasing literacy in our community now – one that was commanded to read by the first word of Revelation – before the next set of figures confirm that we’re bottom of the pile. That way we can join in during National Dignity Day, or Child Poverty, or Domestic Violence, or Racism, or Diabetes etc and dedicate those weeks to raising the issue beforehand in an effective and responsible fashion with “foresight and insight”, particularly when we realise that the Muslim Community has a key role and obligation to play in the solving of all these problems.

It is only in this way do we produce a normative community that doesn’t play to the stereotypes of the red-tops and that can also fulfil its obligation at the same time and earn the honour of those Allah describes as, “enjoins that which is good, prevents that which is evil, and you believe in Allah.”

And Allah knows best.

(You can also read one of our older posts: The Verse That Launched A Thousand Beatings…Not)

…and hating on the Scousers, second. And British too. I think.

But whatever you say about sore-loser Scousers, the following Man Utd fan deserved everything he got. What a baistee and how proud I am to play my part in NW England relations by compounding this guy’s misery. :-)

 

Married man travels 400 miles for Facebook affair, only to discover it is a hoax
A married Manchester United fan drove 400 miles to begin an affair with a girl he had met on Facebook, only to discover it had been a hoax set up by two rival Liverpool supporters.
By Lucy Cockcroft, Daily Telegraph, 16 Feb 2009

Manchester United fan Stuart Slann on holiday in Mexico where he met a group of Liverpool fans who set him up on a fake date via facebook

Stuart Slann, 39, made the nine-hour trip from his home in Sheffield to a remote farm in Scotland last month on the promise of meeting the woman he had been swapping suggestive messages with for several weeks.

However, after arriving at the deserted house and waiting for a further three hours in his car for “Emma” to finish work and show up, the two pranksters called him to confess.

To add to his humiliation, they recorded the conversation and put it onto Facebook, the social networking website, and video-sharing website YouTube, along with an embarrassing photograph.

It was then that Mr Slann’s wife Louise, 32, discovered the “affair”. Their marriage is now over.

Mr Slann said: “It was a cruel thing to do. I’ve been taken for a ride. They wound me up good and proper.”

The Manchester United fan met the unnamed men, believed to be cage-fighters, during a holiday in Cancun, Mexico, last November.

The three soon started to argue about their rival teams, and a series of heated exchanges ensued over the three-week holiday.

On one occasion the Liverpool Football Club fans threw Mr Slann into the pool, and he accidentally broke his ankle.

Not content with that, when the Liverpudlian pair returned home they hatched a plan to humiliate him and set up a false Facebook account, pretending to be a woman called Emma from Scotland.

After more than a month of sending messages and flirting online almost every night, “Emma” arranged to meet Mr Slann in Aberdeen.

He drove for nine hours to what he believed was her home, and then received a series of text messages telling him she would be hours late from work.

Finally, one of the two men rang Mr Slann in his broad Liverpudlian accent and admitted that it was all a con.

The recorded conversation has now been posted on YouTube.

During the phone-call the Liverpool fans asked him: “Do you recognise our voices Stuart?

“It’s them Scouse lads who threw you in the pool! Do you recognise our Scouse accents do you?”

Mr Slann replied: “Yes.”

The Liverpool supporter then said: “You’ve been framed,” before bursting into laughter.

Next they asked him: “How do you feel?”. After a long pause Stuart replied: “—-”.

The Liverpudlian then said: “You fell in love with me over the computer.”

Now Mr Slann has had his humiliation compounded after the phone conversation was posted on the internet on February 13, attracting hundreds of hits.

Mr Slann said: “There’s no doubt that I’ve been done good and proper by the lads from Liverpool. It was cruel but I’ll hold my hands up and say they really wound me up.

“I’d been chatting to this girl on Facebook for about a month or so. I really thought she was genuine, and I had no reason to doubt it.

“On the night she asked me to Scotland I was on the road for about nine hours. And then when I got to this remote farm she sent me a text to say she was still in work.

“That’s what made it worse, not only had I driven for nine hours, but I had to wait for about another three and a half hours for her to finish work.

“Then when I got the call to say it was all a hoax I just felt awful.

“If they had asked to drive to Manchester, Leeds or even Liverpool it wouldn’t have been so bad and maybe I’d have seen the funny side.

“But to drag me all the way to Aberdeen was just cruel. (AE: Cruel?! Wait until Sharia comes…woops ;-) )

“When I met the lads on holiday I thought they were alright and we had a bit of banter over football and they threw me in the pool.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, the State of the Union is…err… confused and weak?

But enough of playing with words and politics and let’s get down to the facts. What is in no doubt whatsoever is that post 9/11 the state of our Union, the Ummah at large, is that it has been running around like a headless chicken, without direction, without guidance, without leadership.

Not for a lack of trying mind you – the masses of Muslims returning to their spiritual roots and re-connecting with their religion has been unprecedented, the numbers of converts coming to Islam from other religions have been high, and the development of technology, methodologies and partnerships between Muslim leaders have led to the dissemination of Islamic knowledge to record numbers of Muslims and non-Muslims.

But all is not “good in the hood” and neither should anyone have been naive enough to believe that there wouldn’t be challenges to the Da‘wah along the way. So let’s get to the details.

Firstly there were the specific challenges caused by 9/11 and even before that a general increase in Islamic extremist thought that was characterised by the targeting and killing of innocent civilians. This helped lead to illegal oppressive American and European attacks on Afghanistan and Iraq and a further excuse for others in their intensification of atrocities against Muslims in Palestine, Chechnya, Kashmir, Burma, Uzbekistan, China and other places.

The correct (and only) response in these areas according to Islamic Law was the call to Jihād to defend Muslim lands and lives unless the representatives of the Muslims in these areas saw a Shar‘i legislated benefit in taking other actions, and then of course we enter the messy realm of politics, maslahah and mafsadah. And we seek refuge with Allah from the fitnah of determining the maslahah and mafsadah.

The Muslim response to this physical attack in the battlefields and then the more placid version here in “the West” was not helped by the ideological onslaught against the Sharī‘ah and the war for hearts and minds in an attempt to push secularism upon the Muslim masses wherever they were in the world.

In light of all this, the Muslim leaders, Imams, teachers and scholars had to try and work out what was best for their communities. And that of course meant the recognition of the huge role that context plays in making such decisions.

Hence we saw in this period of time many hard decisions being made, leaders putting themselves in uncomfortable and unfamiliar territory, many concessions coming forth, many bitter pills being swallowed, many words played with in the public discourse and even more omitted, a watering down of our boldness and more risky chances taken with maslahah and mafsadah than ever seen before.

Secondly, add to all of this the generic challenges to the Da‘wah and its leaders and we thus risk making a bad situation even worse. The desire for Muslims to argue, to debate, to judge others, to read the hearts of others, to not make excuses, to endlessly talk and/or write without any authority, to protect one’s self-image, to promote oneself, to save face in the presence of those one is embarrassed of, to do things for the sake of others and not for the sake of Allah, to safeguard one’s political interests, to safeguard one’s position, to safeguard one’s source of income, to protect relationships with certain Muslims and non-Muslims over and above what is sanctioned by the Lawgiver and so on have created a very combustible and fragile state of affairs.

Put these two factors together and one realises why various internet fora, blogs, chatrooms, email groups and conversations are so busy debating and arguing the latest statement A made, the response of B, the apostasy of X due to their collapse into secularism and the opposite takfīr of Y due to his extremism, and so on ad infinitum.

Let me make a concluding general statement of advice to all those who are concerned by this state of affairs and to appease those who have specifically demanded answers on the premise that it is somehow my absolute personal obligation to speak out every time something that I might have some remote connection to goes wrong.

Actually, I am under no such obligation but I’m foolishly (no doubt) going to oblige this time so that no-one can say in the future that I didn’t clarify my position. And you’ll be very lucky to get it again. So:

1. Those who work for the Muslims in the public arena – whether in political or inter-faith work, or teaching the Muslims their religion and leading them in their communities – are all publicly accountable. To be criticised is part of the job description and if one wants to avoid it, join the general masses and be content in following, not leading. Yes, although the giving of advice first in private is correct in principle, Islam allows for public scholarly criticism when the need for that becomes clear to the people that know.

2. The Muslim leaders living and engaging in the West are in a terrible dilemma; on one hand they are trying to preserve the best interests of their communities whilst at the same time trying desperately to stick to orthodoxy. This is not an easy job by any means, especially when as a result of your presence and your work, the long term security of your family, wealth, safety, community relations and other wider objectives become intrinsically linked to the Da‘wah you’re trying to safeguard. The pressure is immense and it’s just lazy rhetoric to insist people just step out of their leadership roles and leave it empty for every deviant and ignorant one to take our agenda forward.

Naturally, all those who have sincere intentions should recognise that this is a clear conflict of interest and should therefore consult those who have no such conflict of interest such as the senior scholars, or those who live outside such areas of political pressure, or as classically done: refer to the People of Jihād (and here it is the legitimate Jihād we refer to and not those deviants engaged in “Islamic terrorism” we unfortunately witness in some Muslim areas). It is these people who often bring a cold sense of reality to our thoughts and priorities, who remind us of our ultimate obligations, and provide for us guidelines that help us navigate through the labyrinth of “Islam in the West”.

Although such advice might not be obligatory to follow, might not appreciate certain contexts and scenarios and might be just plain wrong, there should be no such thing as a Muslim deciding independently on certain courses of action in their Da‘wah unilaterally – especially here in the West.

3. We must not forget justice in our work. We should respect our Muslim leaders for their sacrifices for Islam, however small it might be in the sight of others. This is regardless of whether someone sacrifices time to teach the Muslims their religion, sacrifices to move to another land, or sacrifices a lot more to go and defend innocent lives.

There is no such thing as a perfect person and everyone makes mistakes. Only the Prophet (sallallāhu ‘alayhi wa sallam) is beyond criticism and thus everyone would do well to measure their complaint against someone in light of their general good and benefit.

Many people would do well to leave the people of knowledge to deal with these issues themselves and to utilise their own time in more beneficial matters. And never forget the sacred advice of the Prophet (sallallāhu ‘alayhi wa sallam) who said, “It is from the excellence of one’s Islam that they leave that which does not concern them.” This is all the more emphasised when the issue at hand has the potential to cause fitnah and disunity in the Da‘wah, and regardless of how difficult it might seem but in such difficult times the argument for unity is utterly compelling. Sure, this doesn’t mean that controversial issues are not discussed and sorted out, but it should be left to the experts, leaders and elders to solve these amongst themselves.

So there is my general statement that I hope you’ll all be able to read deeply into and find the answers to all your specific queries about the personalities in the news these days.

Wallāhu’l-Muwaffiq.

Except of course that I know none of you will be satisfied with that, especially the group of students who have presented a list of questions to me requesting clarification of certain statements about individuals in the headlines during recent times.

So, reluctantly, over the last few days I’ve been busy doing my research all over the internet and here is what I have to say, wa billāhi’l-tawfīq.

- Ust. Tawfique Choudhury hafidhahullāh is someone I’ve known for a long time as a friend. Despite our differences in opinion and the way one comes across to people, I find him to be a well-versed brother, especially in Hanbali fiqh, which I have a particular amount of respect for. He is also a good motivator as has been seen by the success of his teaching institute al-Kauthar. May Allah protect him, purify his and our intentions and guide us all to that which is good.

I must say that when I read his article – despite the fact that I would not have written what he did or released such a statement in such a fashion at such a sensitive time – I felt a touch of political naivety yet I did not question his intention and I understood his main point which in reality is not an issue of discussion: if we find something objectionable in the religion and we criticise it and then someone else does the same for their own interests, well, that’s just the way it is. I don’t think anyone will disagree with this point.

But when we change the parameters to the ‘Ulemā doing the criticising, the oppressors waging war on Islam looking to preserve their own interests by wanting the same, and then using certain words and phrases which perhaps could have been better, then we have the situation which has erupted all over cyber-space as it has – something which is made infinitely worse by the age-old Muslim skill of reading into something that which just isn’t there and the even better skill of reading the peoples’ hearts and intentions.

As for takfir of Tawfique based upon the wording of an article: I have to say that my heart shook in fear for the brother/sister who went there and destroyed their ākhirah with such ignorance. We can only ask Allah for ‘āfiyah.

- Sh. Anwar al-Awlaki hafidhahullāh is someone who I met whilst I was doing a little study in Makkah quite a few years ago, perhaps late 90s, and I haven’t spoken to him since. I only know good about him, and like everyone else noticed a change in direction which he has openly admitted. I remember reading a piece written by the Shaykh on the various methods of establishing an Islamic State and I found that I differed with him on that but as of yet, I don’t know of any specific details in which Sh. Anwar has fallen into extremism or completely betrayed the ‘aqīdah of Ahl’l-Sunnah, wallāhu a‘lam. Sure, he’s not the kind of name you’d be dropping whilst going through Passport Control but what I will say is that it is often our inferiority complex to the Sharī‘ah and the subjugation of many Muslims to the ideology of “the West” that has often painted quite valid statements of his as “extremism” and the like.

As for his response to Tawfique: I found it reactionary (in that I think if he had more time he would have chosen a few better words) but he was only responding to what he felt was the pressing issue of the day according to the internet warriors, something which the blogs and websites of teachers and scholars handle particularly poorly as astutely pointed out here. I only wish that the doubts could have been directly addressed instead without any mentioning of the individual, yet I found some of Sh. Anwar’s statements correct and I think many of us in the West would do well to heed some of his valuable advice in our engagement of the various issues we deal with where we are always playing around with masālih and mafāsid. I also hope and pray that Sh. Anwar returns swiftly back to the hearts of the masses and continues to benefit them in this life and the Next.

- Sh. Yasir Qadhi is a very close brother and personal friend, someone with a very good grounding in the legal and theological sciences. He is also someone I respect for his willingness to take advice despite the fact that he is better placed to give it. I remember when he was studying abroad and would have concerns about some of the positions we would adopt whilst teaching here in the UK/US, but was always willing to listen and adapt. I feel that he is an important figure to support as he engages with the wider public both in civic and political arenas, hafidhahullāh.

As for the controversy of his meeting Tony Blair and taking classes with him: this was the correct decision. Sure, we may all balk at the idea of shaking his hand and speaking in a respectful manner to someone who barely deserves it splattered with the blood of so many innocent people, yet we need to keep everything in context. I personally feel that he did better than myself – although I’m personally guilty of not throwing my shoes at Ehud Barak the last time I was in the same room – I can’t get myself to shake Blair’s hand despite numerous sittings with him in the past few years, but likewise I doubt if I’d have been able to question him directly on the hypocrisy of Iraq as Yasir did or even better to intellectually humiliate him as Sh. Hamza hafidhahullāh did with real honour and respect during the Malaria No More session last year.

- Which leads on to Sh. Hamza whom I always have and hopefully will continue to hold in high esteem for his efforts in the Da‘wah and inspiring people to return back to Allah and the Sunnah of the Prophet (sallallāhu ‘alayhi wa sallam).

I’m not one to ignore elephants in the room and we may have ideological differences between us, but not to the effect that some Muslims make out to be in their haste and anger; rather he is closer to us as our elder and a scholar in the West than many people who claim scholarship and we would all do well to respect Sh. Hamza, follow him in that which is good, and avoid that which he might err in. And let it be said that his errors compared to his good are insha’Allah insignificant and certainly a lot less than myself! It should be clear to you all now that from my very early days in practising Islam to this very day, I believe the Athari/Ash‘ari or Salafi/Sūfi debate to be exaggerated and rather disingenuous at times, particular in light of the long history of Islamic scholarship. Different we are, enemies we are not. Fear Allah all of us, we must.

Public mistakes and misconceptions should of course be recanted or publicly corrected by other scholars whoever that person is and Sh. Hamza I am sure fully agrees, yet the criticism by our popular blogging brother ‘Umar Lee upon Sh. Hamza was completely off the mark and unacceptable in my opinion. ‘Umar’s blog is one of the two that I actually read regularly (the other being Haroon Moghul’s Avari) not for only its sheer entertainment value but because of his often very accurate appraisal of the “State of the Union” and its diseases. He was also correct in some of his recent criticisms against various groups but his assertion that Sh. Hamza was not completely against homosexuality was a slur, and other statements were unfortunately off the mark and I wish that they were retracted with an apology.

Other statements that I found there from visitors criticising Sh. Hamza were absolutely unacceptable and nothing but vicious personal attacks. I personally found the criticism of Shaykh Hamza flying a certain class of air travel and with members of an “entourage” smacking of desperation and ignorance. I myself hate to travel and certainly don’t like travelling alone. If you want me to come to your place to help out in the Da‘wah, then prepare for someone else to be with me holding my hand (and yes, I’m proud of it) and be rest assured that my legs and waist-size don’t do cattle class. That means I’m expensive. What then of the most motivating and inspirational Muslim scholar in the West we have seen in the last twenty years?

Nahsibuhu ‘ala’l-khayr wa lā nuzakkī ‘ala-Allāhi ahad.

- Sh. Abu Zubair hafidhahullāh of the Islamic Awakening forums is another brother that I have known for many years as a close friend although there hasn’t been much contact in the last few years. The often-quoted cliché about him was that he was always young, brash and immature; this is something that perhaps might have been understandable 15 years ago but for his opponents to claim the same statement 15 years later after a lengthy period spent studying in Egypt and Makkah under well-known scholars, then either I’m missing something or he should stop studying and start marketing his product for eternal youth.

Sure, he’s one of the more “harsher” brothers in the Da‘wah and there are certainly issues and approaches which we differ strongly on, but that shouldn’t mean that all he says is to be washed away as “extreme rants”. Islamic history has always had some figures that were smooth and others that were more vocal and public and caused people to be uncomfortable with their own strongly held views and I feel that Abu Zubair is from this type.

Yes I wish that he’d do more to clamp down on some of the irresponsible statements, outright error and sometimes extremism that emanates from his popular forum but at the same time he and many other posters there provide for an invaluable resource, standard and regulator for all those who walk the wire of fatwa instead of taqwā (such as myself) in their various roles as leaders of their communities in the West. I hope and pray that Allah jalla wa ‘ala protects him, guides him, increases him in knowledge and wisdom and puts his many talents to good use.

- The penultimate person I’ve been asked about repeatedly recently and is now the last person on this rather nice handwritten list is Usama Hasan.

I would be lying if I didn’t admit the pain and shame of the errors of someone who had so much potential and someone who has been close to me for a very long time. Such is the power and danger of fitnah and we can only beg Allah for protection and steadfastness in these very difficult times.

This is a man who has a lot of good to his name and still does much good as he continues to engage with the wider public and how I hope and pray that his good deeds might somehow intercede for him! His affair comes as a result of on one hand the fleeing from the extreme ignorant salafi cult and on the other hand the unrestricted embracing of the liberal and secular community in the UK through the charms and admittedly much good actions of charismatic non-Muslims and other good humanists. This is the true fitnah of our time as we engage the wider community and come into contact with wonderful people of other faiths and no faith, and then we start to water down and even lose our own faith. Wa Allāhu Musta‘ān

- And finally, although not on the handwritten list given to me (unsurprisingly!), we come to me, AE, ghafarallāhu wa li wālidayhi.

It is well known to many of you some of the activities I am involved with and the various responsibilities I have in the Muslim community and the wider general public at all their levels. It’s a dangerous business when you have your fingers in so many pies and have so many interests at stake – of all the above people, I need to be most monitored carefully to be kept on the straight and narrow! Also being prone to many mistakes and a weak heart, I welcome all my detractors and ask Allāh jalla wa ‘alā that He protects my ego from arrogance and allows me to accept and act upon that which is good and correct, and that He guides me away from that which is wrong and against the interests of our community.

Some people feel that I don’t speak the truth like it should be against those like the brothers above. Perhaps that is because I recognise better than most having done this work for longer than most how difficult this stuff actually is and how complicated things can become at the acute end of engagement.

In any case, I hope this is a clarification for some of you and helps to dispel the doubts and confusion that seems apparent so that at least I cannot be blamed for not doing my part to be part of the solution. And I hope I never have to do something so public again.

And Allah jalla wa ‘alā knows best.

Yep, as my Valentine’s special for all of you lovelies, here’s one of my old lectures on this vital topic for you to listen to and download (if you know how to!). Although labeled as Feb 2003, I have a feeling it might have been a few years before that.

It should hopefully provide food for thought for those involved in an illicit relationship or perhaps those even on the boundaries of one; it should give a smile or two to those who are married now and think of the good bad ole’ days; and finally, it should give a giggle to those who were actually lucky enough to be there that crazy cold night many moons ago.

It’s a bit noisy, raucous and raw at times, but that’s what Manchester used to be like back in the day. Ay na’m.

Enjoy. :-)

Obama and the Politics of Bollocks
John Pilger

Growing up in an Antipodean society proud of its rich variety of expletives, I never heard the word bollocks. It was only on arrival in England that I understood its magisterial power. All classes used it. Judges grunted it; an editor of the Daily Mirror used it as noun, adjective and verb. Certainly, the resonance of a double vowel saw off its closest American contender. It had authority.

A high official with the Gilbertian title of Lord West of Spithead used it to great effect on 27 January. The former admiral, who is security adviser to Gordon Brown, was referring to Tony Blair’s famous assertion that invading countries and killing innocent people did not increase the threat of terrorism at home.

“That was clearly bollocks,” said his lordship, who warned of the perceived “linkage between the US, Israel and the UK” in the horrors inflicted on Gaza and the effect on the recruitment of terrorists in Britain. In other words, he was stating the obvious: that state terrorism begets individual or group terrorism at source. Just as Blair was the prime mover of the London bombings of 7 July 2005, so Brown, having pursued the same cynical crusades in Muslim countries and having armed and disported himself before the criminal regime in Tel Aviv, will share responsibility for related atrocities at home.

There is a lot of bollocks about at the moment.

The BBC’s explanation for banning an appeal on behalf of the stricken people of Gaza is a vivid example. Mark Thompson, the director general, cited the BBC’s legal requirement to be “impartial … because Gaza is a major ongoing news story in which humanitarian issues … are both at the heart of the story and contentious.”

In a letter to Thomson, David Bracewell, illuminated the deceit behind this. He pointed to previous BBC appeals for the Disasters Emergency Committee that were not only made in the midst of “an ongoing news story” in which humanitarian issues were “contentious,” but demonstrated how the BBC took sides. In 1999, at the height of the illegal NATO bombing of Serbia and Kosovo, the TV presenter Jill Dando made an appeal on behalf of Kosovar refugees. The BBC web page for that appeal was linked to numerous articles meant to support the gravity of the humanitarian issue. These included quotations from Blair himself, such as “This will be a daily pounding until [Slobodan Milosevic] comes into line with the terms that NATO has laid down.” There was no significant balance of view from the Yugoslav side, and not a single mention that the flight of Kosovar refugees began only after NATO had started bombing. Similarly, in an appeal for the victims of the civil war in the Congo, the BBC favored the regime of Joseph Kabila without referring to the Amnesty, Human Rights Watch and other reports accusing his forces of atrocities. In contrast, the rebel leader Nkunda was “accused of committing atrocities” and was ordained the BBC’s bad guy. Kabila, who represented western interests, was clearly the good guy – just like NATO in the Balkans and Israel in the Middle East.

While Mark Thompson and his satraps richly deserve the Lord West of Spithead Bollocks Blue Ribbon, that honor goes to the cheer squad of President Barack Obama, whose cult-like obeisance goes on and on.

On 23 January, the Guardian’s front page declared, “Obama shuts network of CIA ‘ghost prisons.’ ” The “wholesale deconstruction [sic] of George Bush’s war on terror,” said the report, had been ordered by the new president who would be “shutting down the CIA’s secret prison network, banning torture and rendition ….”

The bollocks quotient on this was so high that it read like the press release it was, citing “officials briefing reporters at the White House yesterday.” Obama’s orders, according to a group of 16 retired generals and admirals who attended a presidential signing ceremony, “would restore America’s moral standing in the world.” What moral standing? It never ceases to astonish that experienced reporters can transmit PR stunts like this, bearing in mind the moving belt of lies from the same source under only nominally different management.

Far from “deconstructing [sic] the war on terror,” Obama is clearly pursuing it with the same vigor, ideological backing and deception as the previous administration. George W. Bush’s first war, in Afghanistan, and last war, in Pakistan, are now Obama’s wars – with thousands more US troops to be deployed, more bombing and more slaughter of civilians. On 22 January, the day he described Afghanistan and Pakistan as “the central front in our enduring struggle against terrorism and extremism,” 22 Afghan civilians died beneath Obama’s bombs in a hamlet populated mainly by shepherds and which, by all accounts, had not laid eyes on the Taliban. Women and children were among the dead, which is normal.

Far from “shutting down the CIA’s secret prison network,” Obama’s executive orders actually give the CIA authority to carry out renditions, abductions and transfers of prisoners in secret without the threat of legal obstruction. As the Los Angeles Times disclosed, “current and former intelligence officials said the rendition program might be poised to play an expanded role.” A semantic sleight of hand is that “long term prisons” are changed to “short term prisons”; and while Americans are now banned from directly torturing people, foreigners working for the US are not. This means that America’s numerous “covert actions” will operate as they did under previous presidents, with proxy regimes, such as Augusto Pinochet’s in Chile, doing the dirtiest work.

Bush’s open support for torture, and Donald Rumsfeld’s extraordinary personal overseeing of certain torture techniques, upset many in America’s “secret army” of subversive military and intelligence operators as it exposed how the system worked. Obama’s nominee for director of national intelligence, Admiral Dennis Blair, has said the Army Field Manual may include new forms of “harsh interrogation,” which will be kept secret.

Obama has chosen not to stop any of this. Neither do his ballyhooed executive orders put an end to Bush’s assault on constitutional and international law. He has retained Bush’s “right” to imprison anyone, without trial or charges. No “ghost prisoners” are being released or are due to be tried before a civilian court. His nominee for attorney general, Eric Holder, has endorsed an extension of Bush’s totalitarian USA PATRIOT Act, which allows federal agents to demand Americans’ library and bookshop records. The man of “change,” is changing little. That ought to be front page news from Washington.

The Lord West of Spithead Bollocks Prize (Runner-up) is shared. On 28 January, a national Greenpeace advertisement opposing a third runway at London’s Heathrow airport summed up the almost willful naivety that has obstructed informed analysis of the Obama administration. “Fortunately,” declared Greenpeace beneath a God-like picture of Obama, “the White House has a new occupant, and he has asked us all to roll back the specter of a warming planet.” This was followed by Obama’s rhetorical flourish about “putting off unpleasant decisions.” In fact, Obama has made no commitment to curtail America’s infamous responsibility for the causes of global warming. As with Bush and most modern era presidents, it is oil, not stemming carbon emissions, that informs the new administration. Obama’s national security adviser, General Jim Jones, a former NATO supreme commander, made his name planning US military control over the exploitation of oil and gas reserves from the Persian Gulf and the Caspian Sea to the Gulf of Guinea in Africa.

Sharing the Bollocks Runner-up Prize is the Observer, which on 25 January published a major news report headlined, “How Obama set the tone for a new US revolution.” This was reminiscent of the Observer almost a dozen years ago when liberalism’s other great white hope, Tony Blair, came to power. “Goodbye Xenophobia” was the Observer’s post-election front page in 1997 and “The Foreign Office says Hello World, remember us.” The government, said the breathless text, would push for “new worldwide rules on human rights and the environment” and implement “tough new limits” on arms sales. The opposite happened. Last year, Britain was the biggest arms dealer in the world; currently it is second only to the United States.

In the Blair mold, the Obama White House “sprang into action” with its “radical plans.” The new president’s first phone call was to that Palestinian quisling, the unelected and deeply unpopular Mohammed Abbas. There was a “hot pace” and a “new era,” in which a notorious name from an ancien regime, Richard Holbrooke, was dispatched to Pakistan. In 1978, Holbrooke betrayed a promise to normalize relations with the Vietnamese on the eve of a vicious embargo that ruined the lives of countless Vietnamese children. Under Obama, the “sense of a new era abroad,” declared the Observer, “was reinforced by the confirmation of Hillary Clinton as secretary of state.”

Clinton has threatened to “entirely obliterate Iran” on behalf of Israel.

What the childish fawning over Obama obscures is the dark power assembled under cover of America’s first “post-racial president.” Apart from the US, the world’s most dangerous state is demonstrably Israel, having recently killed and maimed some 4,000 people in Gaza with impunity. On 10 February, a bellicose Israeli electorate is likely to put Binyamin Netanyahu into power. Netanyahu is a fanatic’s fanatic who has made clear his intention of attacking Iran. In the Wall Street Journal on 24 January, he described Iran as the “terrorist mother base” and justified the murder of civilians in Gaza because “Israel cannot accept an Iranian terror base (Gaza) next to its major cities.” On 31 January, unaware he was being filmed, Israel’s ambassador in Australia described the massacres in Gaza as a “pre-introduction” – dress rehearsal – for an attack on Iran.

For Netanyahu, the reassuring news is that Obama’s administration is the most Zionist in living memory – a truth that has struggled to be told from beneath the soggy layers of Obama-love. Not a single member of Obama’s team demurred from Obama’s support for Israel’s barbaric actions in Gaza. Obama himself likened the safety of his two young daughters with that of Israeli children while making not a single reference to the thousands of Palestinian children killed with American weapons – a violation of both international and US law. He did, however, demand that the people of Gaza be denied “smuggled” small arms with which to defend themselves against the world’s fourth largest military power. And he paid tribute to the Arab dictatorships, such as Egypt, which are bribed by the US Treasury to help the US and Israel enforce policies described by the United Nations Rapporteur, Richard Falk, a Jew, as “genocidal.”

It is time the Obama lovers grew up. It is time those paid to keep the record straight gave us the opportunity to debate informatively. In the 21st century, people power remains a huge and exciting and largely untapped force for change, but it is nothing without truth. “In the time of universal deceit,” wrote George Orwell, “telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”

Sent to me by the good doctor Suhail himself. Hope it benefits a few of you.

 

Sending books from Egypt

1. Buy the books you like. The Cairo international book fair is awesome. Nearly all the known publishers come here to sell their books. Also many often give good discounts*. Another place to check out is Darassa near Al-Azhar Masjid on the other side of Khan al-Khalili. There are many good book shops there too.

2. Now the books are bought. Pack them well in the Marlboro type cigarette boxes. Each will weigh Approx will be 40kg after packing.

3. Make a list of all the books and what is in which box, number the boxes!!

4. Decide how you want the books sent by air or sea. Air is quicker takes few days and safer. Sea is longer 2-3 wks but cheaper. But I have heard peoples books have gone missing!!

5. Find a good agent to export the books for you.

a. Options are Darussalam (call their HQ in Cairo the office is near Masjid Amr Shirbeeny opposite Wonderland) who act as a middle man. In Jan 2009 they quoted me 17EGP per kg by airplane to UK. By ship for a 8m2 container was 3300 EGP. Shipping costing done according to space and not weight.

b. I chose a proper exporting company called Al-Quds (8 Gohar street, Darrasa, tel 5932057). I found this company by sheer coincidence Alhamdulilah. I sent (8 boxes) 320kg by plane Egyptair for 11EGP per kg + costs the total came to 4000 EGP

6. The company will need to get Al-Azhar approval for the books to be exported. This is where your list is vital. Occasionally you may have to do this yourself, but this is a pain get the company to do it.

7. Pay a deposit or the full amount, depends on the company.

8. Once this is agreed. Al- Quds take the book to the airport and officially weigh them, and give you a final price.

9. They then send the books :-) .

10. Now collect the airway bill number from the company

11. You need to now fill in a C3 form. Download it off the internet.

12. Choose a company that will do your customs clearance here in UK. I chose Everex (+44(0)208 757 5930). As it was the most convenient. They will ask for the C3 form and airway bill number.
13. I got charged approx. £70 at this end for the clearance and handling.

14. Once they have cleared it through the customs they will ask to collect it (You’ll need a picture I.D) or they can deliver it to you for a charge.

a. I picked my books up. Took a friend and a X5 4×4. Went to Terminal 4/Cargo. In Menzies 5. In the reception there are some pigeon holes, Everex leave the release form there for you. Take this to the desk with your I.D. once its processed they give you a ticket with your number and the gate number. Wait outside and look on the LED screen for your numbers.

 

* Making the most of the book fair (معرض الكتب):

• It normally occurs between mid Jan and mid feb for a duration of 2 weeks. Daily 9am-7pm. Except Friday 2pm-7pm.

• Its near the Cairo international conference centre

• It is huge! And has mainly Arabic books from all different disciplines and sciences. Some audio material is availabletoo along with software and programs. Few Books in English and other languages are available.

• It becomes very busy and crowded. Especially after 3pm.

• Very important to make a list of the books you want. Should include the title, author, tahqeeq, and the publisher. Get the list checked by someone of knowledge and make sure these are the best prints and tahqeeq.

• The good prints cost money! But it’s worth it as the cheaper books may have text missing or poor checking of the ahadith and this is not good for studying. As testified by many of the students.

• Go on your first day and just check the place out and familiarise yourself with the layout and where the publishersare. Don’t buy any books … okay maybe just a few, its irresistible.

• Day 2 and onwards start buying books :-)

• Take a friend with you at least!! Ideally the friend is not gonna buy too many books but gonna help you buy yours ;-)

• There are no trolleys!! So you carry what you buy, this really weighs you down. If you’re really lucky you may be able to leave some of the books bought in a book shop for safe keeping till the end of the day, this is rare though.

• Once you’re done for the day, find a bloke that will carry your books outside so you can grab a cab. There many of these guys about to do this, it’s easy. Agree on a price beforehand. Otherwise it can get messy. Anyone that’s dealt with Egyptians will know what I mean. (AE: don’t I know it!!)

• In 3 days I bought all my books. On day 4 I gave it to the exporting company and after 7 days I picked up the books from Heathrow, Alhamdulillah.

• Have fun :-)

As someone who sadly all too often lapses into anger (I don’t suffer fools too well :-( ), I found this little 2 minute clip absolutely delightful:

When Calm Beats Anger

It’s an excellent comparison between two people at moments of high stress – one the “Hero of the Hudson” and secondly, well, perhaps “the banality of Bale”…

It’s a real lesson primarily and foremost to myself, and then to all Muslims out there: Lā Taghdab.

There you go Shaz, I did it. I can eat humble pie as well… :-)

Open Letter: A Call for Hope

With the Name of God, the Merciful, the Compassionate.

As inheritors of the Prophet Abraham’s legacy, Jews, Christians and Muslims lay claim to one of the most special characters to walk this Earth, one who has the power to bring harmony and peace even at the most desperate of times.

For although the Prophet Abraham is no longer with us, the Blessed Land that he has left behind reminds us of those moments in history marked by mutual respect and goodwill between our peoples. The past provides us with both painful and happy memories which we would do well to reflect upon – historically, war and intolerance have been overcome by peace, understanding and hope. There is no reason why we cannot do the same today.

Yet we are not blind to the practical difficulties we all face to make peace a reality. It is not possible to build peace upon foundations of injustice and oppression. Likewise, it is not realistic that peace will be built upon complete happiness and every party achieving its idealistic dreams. Rather, peace will only be achieved if it is built upon compromise, trust and good faith. It is to these ideals that we call the followers of the Abrahamic faiths to aspire to.

We demand that violence against civilians – whether by state or individual actors – be stopped immediately, for in the words taken from an iconic statement made not long ago, “you are on the wrong side of history.” Our shared past bears witness that the aggressor although winning battles has never won the war. Our shared past bears witness that the struggle of resistance to oppression is the single struggle that can never be suppressed. Our shared past as Jews, Christians and Muslims has given us enough individual examples when we have played both the roles of oppressor and oppressed. We know better than most how true these facts are.

Thus, in the light of two key ideals namely the sanctity of human life and the Palestinian right to self-determination, we call upon all parties involved in the struggle over Palestine to immediately cease violence and enter into negotiations to build a lasting peace upon justice for all. Specifically, our call is no more than what has been demanded by the UN: All Israeli attacks and incursions must cease, Israel must withdraw from all occupied territories, all borders must be fully open to humanitarian aid and lawful traffic, while all forms of attack against Israel, whether by Hamas or other parties, must come to a halt.

We also wish to add urgency to reviving the various solutions put forward by world leaders and politicians desperately trying to contain the anger within their own countries at the completely unacceptable situation we find ourselves in now. One such proposal widely supported by many of the world’s nations is the Arab Peace Initiative (API). The API calls for the recognition of Israel as a legitimate state and an end of hostilities in return for abidance to UN resolutions: A complete withdrawal from lands occupied in 1967, a just solution to the refugee problem and the establishment of an independent Palestine with East Jerusalem as its capital, on condition that Jerusalem and its holy sites remain open to persons of all faiths.

We must also insist on an engagement of all of the Palestinian representatives in this process. Considering that the “Peace Process” over the last two decades has produced one disappointment after another, if the proposed political solution fails again, the Arab and Muslim peoples of the world will conclude that the political process is dead. This will have severe consequences not only in the region but worldwide. This is simply not an option.

Ultimately, it will not be the finer details of any peace initiative that will hold up progress on the path to peace, rather it will be the continued state of oppression and denial of basic human rights whether perpetrated by Israeli or Palestinian, be they Jew, Christian or Muslim. We hope that in the spirit of our close theological and historical ties our communities and all those in the Blessed Land will act upon the will of those desperate for peace and justice. Collectively, we must work for a better and more hopeful future.

Signed:

Abu Eesa Niamatullah
Mustafa Ceric
Yasir Qadhi
Fatih Alev
Imtiaz Damiel
Salim Astewani

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